No one’s good enough to be friends with me anyway.

[this is vega’s rather fashionable way of saying “i don’t have one” because he’s simply too cool to admit it]

These two took me in once, it was far more than pleasurable.

[this is based on this one scene from the movie cop out right here in this video ->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfYNdgs3MCM watch the entire thing trust me you’ll laugh really hard]